Hey!So… like many others, I do weird things when I am alone. Sometimes I feel like I am Beyoncé, Rihanna or some top model with a fabulous life. I pretty much lead a dull life so sometimes it is good to escape my reality and be someone else or do something else for a while. For a second I sounded crazy there.
So… like many others, I do weird things when I am alone. Sometimes I feel like I am Beyoncé, Rihanna or some top model with a fabulous life. I pretty much lead a dull life so sometimes it is good to escape my reality and be someone else or do something else for a while. For a second I sounded crazy there.
Anyway, I always talk about how weird I find myself, and I embrace my quirks, so I shall be sharing some stuff I do when I have way too much time on my hands.
Create and star in my own fashion show.
In this level head of mine, I often think that I am a fashionista and a trendsetter, not so much in the real world. But when I have time on my hands, I often go through my closet and put outfits together and catwalk from my room to my mother’s rather large closet mirror. I strike some poses and strut my stuff, and pretty I’m Naomi Campbell or something.
twirls cues Beyoncé’s Crazy In Love “Naomi Campbell walk…”. lights..camera..action..
Create stories in my head.
Someday, I hope to write a novel or some form of literature because I have great ideas in my head. I often jot down my ideas and start writing a story, but when I start talking to myself, I stop because then I start overthinking everything.
Pretend that I am in a music video of some sorts.
Who wouldn’t want to be in a Beyoncé or Rihanna music video? Well… I do. So I often twirl around in the house and do my best to imitate the dance moves while lip syncing. I also like to watch dancehall video and try to figure out how the girls mimic some of the moves that they do. Granted, I often look like a gyrating stick but, a girl’s got moves.
Also, I simply dance alone in my room because it makes me extremely happy.
Fantasise about my superpower.
If I had a superpower, I would want it to be invisibility. That way I could eavesdrop on people (I do mind my business, but come on it’s always nice to have the inside scoop as opposed to hearing malicious gossip). I could also travel wherever I want, whenever I want because I could pass through airport security like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like playing a one-sided game of NOW YOU SEE ME… NOW YOU DON’T.
Stage fictional arguments between a family member and a friend who have never met before.
I have some rather expressive and some would say rude family members who call it like they see it.. I like doing this because it would be fun to watch my Jamaican family curse out my American friends and the latter understand nothing being said. My family members would understand what is being said, but the Americans only get their side of the conversation or argument rather.
Take hundreds of selfies and criticize the ugliness that is me.
Because why not?
Stalk people online.
I think at this point in time it is a healthy part of life to be a bit of a stalker. You know that crush, that I may or may not have, or some celebrity’s Instagram or Twitter feed. As long as it’s not on some weird level *ish that is just wrong and you start to develop some unhealthy creeping tendencies. Then you just need some help.
What can I say? I am a horrible person. Too bad huh?
Until next time…